X-Files T-Files Sitting in the tree...

sometimes I just sit in my chair and think
"Where da fuck did my juice go?"
They I eat a pieace of toast and think
"Where da fuck did my juice go?"
And finally I look up and say
"Juice..why you eat sky?No licking the toad is bad for tea remote shinny glow in the dark cdroms tits" O.O

To all whom this may concern

Hello my fellow bloggers.
today history was made!


like chucky once said... I'M BACK!


so.. hide your kids, hide your wife and hide your husband.. cause I'm (mentally) raping everybody out there!

Sincerely,
Ars Moriendi

FAP

Taking forever to agnoledge the feeling
you wonder how longer you can hold jizz in
The urges that follow are getting worst
sooner or later they're going to burst

You look at your hand and grin for a while
45 minutes that make men go wild
the life you hold is made for breeding
Behold at the room as i paint a white celling

watch jenna jameson get drilled by two
"that lady is fine", still not enought for you
"rip her clothes off" you think in your mind
as you reach for the tape and press rewind

inspired by porn you seek a new meaning
"Jerking off in public" for a fresh begining
your life's work, a 3 month subscription,
realizing later ,your seed's out of comission

as i walk down the streets of hell..

nothing happened ...sad day =/

Decisions.. Decisions...

Politics

i have only one thought...
vegan zombies growing potatoes , tomatoes and drinking soy blood...
Does it make sense? good..
that's how i feel about politics.

Puppy!

i found a dog with no legs
i toss a cookie to see if he begs...
shocked i became when he bark and didn't stop
so i kicked him in the marbles and heard them go "POP"

with a smile on my face and a knife on my hand
I cut him open and saw blood on the sand
"Don't die little puppy" i say in dispaire
he barked one last time before i kicked his head

and that my friends is my story to tell,
how a dog without legs died and went to hell